Alfred Hitchcock?
I fear they may be making a sequel to this classic movie behind our apartment. I live in utter fear of the masses of congregating crows found in the parking lot and on rooftops. Circling...always circling. Is this the end? Will I honestly be forced to die from a scavanger revolution? I thought I paid my dues...I give crows the sacred food of McD's fries all the time. And what about our one-legged crow friend out in Idaho? He couldn't let them bring their evil pecking down upon me, could he? Hopefully they are just after the BlackJesus for being a fry bogarter and shall spare my life.
posted by KrackerFaktory @ 4:55:00 PM
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6 Comments:
GOOD NEWS!!!
I spoke with the Almighty One Legged Crow here...he sent a telegram to the head crow bomber. Apparently, you need to make fry sauce for them. Remember 2 parts mayo..1 part ketchup. Good Luck my friend...otherwise..gear up the sniper rifle and shoot like hell!
No way! It's two parts mayo 4 parts ketchup. (Assuming you are using the packets.)
No it isn't...what are you...The Iron Chef??? I'll do fractions so you can't follow...Do 2/3 Mayo and 1/3 Ketchup with an extra dash of love sprinkled on top.
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Here is a better idea...take the packets of ketchup and put in the microwave...turn on for say 60 secs....walk away....later get all righteous and ask Black Claudia what he did in the microwave....should be lots of laughs....
Update!! =)
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